Reasons My Son Is Crying

This one caught me by surprise and I won’t lie, I kinda just wasted it by sitting around all sad scared and depressed… but during the NEXT global pandemic I’m definitely going to get in shape, write a novel, learn guitar AND go through some of those boxes in the basement.

Just sitting around listening to music and doom scrolling (for the 12th straight month) and suddenly find myself violently and personally attacked by Mark Zuckerberg.

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“I ate the cracker she shoved into my mouth.”

Submitted By: Trina B.

“He pushed his train off the tracks.”

Submitted By: Allie W.

Location: Ohio, United States

“I ripped her pancakes up into smaller pieces like she asked me to.”

Submitted By: Danielle L.

“The burrito he is eating ‘isn’t big anymore!’”

Submitted By: Lindsey B.

“I asked her if she wanted a grape.”

Submitted By: Candace

Location: Staten Island, New York

9yo: “Hey Dad - you know how at Halloween we BOO’ed people by putting candy on their doorstep, ringing the doorbell, and running away?”

Me: “Yeah?”

9yo: “I love that - so why can’t we do it for Christmas, too? We just invented this! We can start it!”

Me:

11yo: “Yes!! And we can make up signs saying ‘You’ve been HO’ed!!”

9yo: “YES! HO’ed!!!”

Me: “Ummmmm maybe we need a different name for it?”

9yo: “Why?”

Me:

He just HAD to get that PS in.